A thunderstorm started at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, in a dormitory of a university in the university town of CQ City.

"A group of heterosexual and inhumane guys went out to live a married life, threw me into the dormitory alone, and cursed you for not having premature ejaculation when having sex." A slightly fat young man made a gesture with his middle finger that everyone on earth understands, and skillfully turned the screen on with his right hand.Zhang's bearded version of "Journey to the West" TV series player was zoomed out to the lower right corner and he clicked on "New Folder" one after another. His eyes slowly began to shine, "Fortunately, I have Ozawa XXX and Brother Monkey." Lei Hao's voice was very intoxicated, with a little vibrato.

His name is Lei Hao. His name is very majestic, but he looks very ordinary.He has short hair that is very energetic, two sharp eyebrows under his broad forehead, his soft face and round nose look very friendly, his big eyes are narrowed into a line, with a lewd look in his eyes, and the thin lips that should have been a bit firm have turned into a cynical smirk.

At this time, Lei Hao was preoccupied with watching X-movies and Journey to the West. He twitched the corner of his mouth and smiled evilly, which looked obscene no matter how he looked at it.

Nonsense, can you watch "Journey to the West" and X-movies on the same screen without being obscene?Isn’t the one who can do this a weirdo among weirdos?

Squirming flesh began to appear on the display screen. Lei Hao stared at the screen with his eyes intently. His right hand skillfully touched the table to light a cigarette. Unexpectedly, he suddenly touched the teacup on the desk. The water in the teacup quickly rushed to the socket behind the monitor. Lei HaoHe jumped up in shock and grabbed the knocked over tea cup as a reflex. Then he felt numb all over his body. He heard a huge thunder sound coming from outside the window. The monitor in front of him still showed the squirming body of Ozawa XXX. Then his vision went black and he lost consciousness.

"Sun Wukong vs. Ozawa XXX..." This was Lei Hao's last thought.

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Lei Hao, who was hazy, heard a huge voice saying something like "Demon King" or "Kanyuan Mountain". He finally opened his eyes and looked at the source of the sound, but when everything in front of him became clear, he was scared to death. He was really scared to death.

What a terrifying monster appeared in front of Lei Hao at this time. It was 3 meters tall, with red hair and a green face, and it was shouting loudly with its mouth full of jagged yellow teeth. There were also various weird humanoid creatures beside it. The heads of leopards, tigers, and mice all looked like a Halloween masquerade. But looking at it like this, why didn't it look like a masquerade?The frightened Lei Hao kept shivering in the "weird group".

"Boys, from now on you will be the monsters in my dirty water hole. Follow the king and I will enjoy the hot and spicy food, okay?" The "monster" above seemed to be shouting to a woman.The various monsters below also shouted "The King is Mighty" with stupid expressions on their faces, "Little ones, follow me back to the cave." As soon as the big monster finished speaking, the little monsters rushed to rush forward, and Lei Hao was also squeezed into the group of monsters and walked forward...

After entering the cave, the dark cave was not humid but seemed very dry. There were braziers burning in many corners of the cave. The warm firelight slowly calmed down Lei Hao's frightened mood.The light swept through the cave and found that stone pots and pans were everywhere in the cave. Some rough stone tables and benches were placed in a mess. There were many monsters like Lei Hao standing around wearing simple cloth and holding cold swords. "Wait, swords? Just now?"What was that big monster's name?The Demon King?Cheng Yaojin?No, where did you see it? Let me think about it..." Seeing the sword, Lei Hao's face changed again, and it was clear that something frightened him.

"Dirty water holes? Swords? Monsters? Damn it, this isn't a fucking Journey to the West, is it?" Lei Hao almost blurted out that damn sentence when he thought of monsters.I didn't pay attention just now, but now that I thought of the monster, Lei Hao raised his hands almost instinctively. The pair of furry hands were so eye-catching as expected. Lei Hao, who had confirmed his thoughts, almost cried.Under such circumstances, how could we expect him to remain calm even after he transformed from a human into a monster in just a few seconds?Lei Hao slowly touched his face with trembling hands. There was no hair on the face, but it was like human skin. He then touched the whole face carefully. Each part felt similar to the touch. It should be a human face, but when he touched the head, Lei Hao almost fainted again. He touched something, a pair of horns. There was a pair of thick horns on his head.

"Nima, I've also watched X-movies. Why don't you go back in time to be the leading actor in X-movies instead of traveling back in time to Journey to the West?" Lei Hao cursed in his heart, with a look of grief and anger. After a few seconds, Lei Hao's eyes flickered and he slowly pinched his left hand with his right hand. It hurt. This is not a dream. All of this is not a dream. He, Lei Hao, has really come to Journey to the West.

Life is so painful. For Lei Hao, an hour ago he was sitting in his warm dormitory, sitting on a computer chair worth tens of dollars, drinking milk tea worth two dollars a cup, smoking a pack of cigarettes worth a few dollars, and looking at his beloved coded Ozawa XXX on an assembled computer worth two thousand dollars. An hour later, he was in a small, dark cave, sitting on a cold stone, talking carefully to the monster sitting on the stone bed in front of him with the head of a ferocious leopard.

"Brother, you have just been enlightened by the king. There are still many things you don't understand. Our mountain is called Kanyuan Mountain, the cave is called Shuizang Cave, and the king is called the Demon King. He is the best cave in this area of ​​100,000 miles!" The thin and insignificant leopard demon looked at the stupid Lei Hao in front of him and said proudly. After speaking, he stretched out his hand and stuffed a wooden sign into Lei Hao's hand.

"You will be called Niu Shisan from now on. This is your waist card. The last Niu Shisan was stabbed to death by a snake demon during the war with the Snake Demon Cave a few days ago. From now on, you will be Niu Shisan. From now on, you will follow me. I am your little commander, and my name is Leopard Twenty." The Leopard Demon looked at Lei Hao, who was still demented in front of him, and patted his chest proudly. Lei Hao was stunned, what is this?Winning over?What value does Lei Hao have for this leopard demon to win over?

"Leopard... Commander Leopard, okay, I will follow you from now on. Thank you for taking care of me." Lei Hao said in a trembling voice with a demented look on his face, looking like a brain-dead monster who had just been enlightened.But in my heart, I was thinking that he wears a leopard head and is called Leopard Twenty, and my name is Niu Shi... Thirteen. Am I a bull demon, and the pair of horns on my head are horns?Lei Hao already knew what kind of monster he was based on Niu Shisan's stupid name.

"Okay Niu Shisan, tonight is a good day for you little demons to go into the cave. The commander-in-chief has prepared a lot of wine and meat. Let's go and drink and eat meat together." After the leopard demon said it, he pulled Lei Hao along. "No... no, leopard commander, you go first. I will come back in a moment." Lei Hao replied. He was in a mess now and had no appetite to eat. Besides, can the bull demon eat meat?This question is worth thinking about.

"Okay, I'll go first. Hurry up." The leopard demon said and left. Apparently he couldn't bear it for a long time. If it weren't for the fact that among the little demons under his command, the bull demon was the strongest, and the transformation level was relatively high, and it was more useful. He would have been too lazy to talk nonsense with a little demon who had just transformed.…

Seeing the leopard demon's wretched back disappearing into the small stone room, Lei Hao suddenly lay down on the stone bed where Leopard Twenty was sitting just now. This was the small stone room assigned to him by the leopard demon. Although it was a small one with only one stone bed, it was still better than being squeezed into a stone room with those little demons full of various body odors.

Lei Hao was lying on the stone bed, staring at his hand in the dim light of the stone room, a fluffy hand. This fluffy hand seemed to be what many people were shouting in their minds: You are a monster, a monster, a monster, a monster, a monster, a monster.

No longer on earth, he can no longer sleep in his warm bed, can no longer see his beloved Ozawa, can no longer eat the fragrant rice at home, can no longer see the puppy he raised at home, and can no longer see his parents.Thinking of his parents, Lei Hao's eyes began to become moist. The figure that would only appear in his mind when he had no living expenses now appeared clearly in front of his eyes. It was so clear that he seemed to see the wrinkles on his mother's face, the white hair on his father's head, and the slightly rickety figure of his elders when they sent him to school...

"This is a dream, this is a dream. I just need to wake up and call home when I wake up." Lei Hao closed his eyes and almost muttered.

Lei Hao, who was constantly frightened along the way, quickly fell asleep, maybe because he wanted to escape.However, two tears slowly fell from the corners of his closed eyes, and they grew long and long on his face, which was no different from his previous life but was no longer the same.

"Dad, Mom. I miss you, but can I still see you?"...